Tiger Tiger Woods Ya'll

I would be so impressed if anyone got my obscure movie reference in the title. Yes, it is from Down to Earth starring Chris Rock and Stifler's mom. But seriously the biggest sports story in the world is Tiger Woods. Except this story doesn't surround the Masters or a knee injury, rather it is the affair he had on his wife. Woods' actions changed his world and subsequently the world of golf for an unknown period of time.

So TGR what is the Jewish connection here?


As much as we hate to admit it, Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel is...well..a MOT (member of the tribe).


Uchitel's grandfather was Maurice Uchitel who was a Jewish immigrant from Ukraine who had a successful shoulder pads business. His success in the shoulder pads business eventually lead to him owning the famous Eden Roc hotel in Miami and El Morocco nightclub in Manhattan.

According to my sources Rachel Uchitel was raised Jewish and had a Bat Mitzvah.
 
 Obviously, we do not feel adultery is okay in any way (please don't think TGR feels that way) but a story is a story. And Tiger Woods stories are rare in the Jewish world.

And Let Us Say...Amen.
-Jeremy Fine